© NAMB
Parents: *casually mention the word horse in conversation*
Me: Did someone say horse. DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY HORSE?
Parents: What? Oh god not this again...
Me: *puts on cowboy hat*
Parents: why even....
Me: BAD HORSE BAD HORSE BAD HORSE BAD HORSE
HE RIDES ACROSS THE NATION, A THOROUGHBRED OF SIN
HE RECIEVED THE APPLICATION THAT YOU JUST SENT IN
Parents: why does this keep happening
IT NEEDS EVALUATION, SO LET THE GAMES BEGINNNN
A HEINOUS CRIME, A SHOW OF FORCE, A MURDER WOULD BE NICE OF COURSE
Parents: How do you even remember all of this
Me: BAD HORSE BAD HORSE BAD HORSE HE'S BAD
THE EVIL LEAGUE OF EVIL IS WATCHING SO BEWARE
THE GRADE THAT YOU RECEIVE WILL BE YOUR LAST, WE SWEAR
SO MAKE THE BAD HORSE GLEEFUL, OR HE'LL MAKE YOU HIS MARE~
Parents: what does that even mean.
Me: SO SADDLE UP, THERE'S NO RECOURSE
IT'S HI-HO-SILVER, SIGNED BAD HORSE
Parents: ........
Me: .......
Me: *rides off into the sunset*

imakegoodlifechoices:

We discovered where the Evil League of Evil eats lunch. It’s in Harlem.

Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

So i made my brother’s Halloween costume. He has a PhD in Horribleness

You are gorgeous, fuck all the people who don’t like you! You are sweet and clever and creative!

Thanks sweetie I really appreciate. My morning wasn’t exactly stellar, but things are looking up.

chaofanatic:

demengineerz:

New Nintendo 3DS Japanese Ad feat. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu!

Everyone else is cheering while Samus is just like “What the fuck is happening to me?”

kittykatstark:

#who are you #you are white like a cat #you are about the size of a cat #but you do not smell like a cat #you smell like vegetables #not like the blood of your enemies

(Source: naniithran)

I need to stop falling for people.

Unless that person will actually give me the time of day and emotional feedback i need in a relationship. Ugh.

I also need to be prettier

(Source: yuyufashion)

seanmonster:

smaug-official:

wicked-mint-leaves:

naoren:

filmeditor16:

official-sokka:

thats-not-a-toilet:

korrastyle:

OH SHIT

is this why the show was taken off nick?

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.

The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

you’vE GONE TOO DEEP

Hey, HOLD UP.

While I agree that Airbenders do have a lot of power at their exposure, they aren’t the only ones.

Waterbenders can bend any type of fluid containing water, even blood inside the human body! That’s pretty fucking metal.

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They can also take the water vapor out of the air, use their own sweat or even drain the water out of every living thing nearby. 

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Imagine that ^^ happening to a person..

Next we have fire, the element of destruction. Like Airbenders, they can use the air around them, and transfer it into energy. Firebenders can bend or generate anything fire/ heat related.  That means lightning, flames, or extreme heat that has the potential to shape its environment (such as melt molten rock and metal.) Even fire breath!

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Next we have Earth. Earthbenders can bend anything related or comprised of Earth, such as metal, rock, dirt, sand, etc. EVEN LAVA. Anything mineral related? You got it. Admittedly, minerals- although extremely easy to come by, are not as present as water or air. But there sure is enough to make use of, and we can’t say Earthbenders aren’t powerful!

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This guy just stopped a volcano. 

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Not only are they powerful, but they are also graceful. 

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And I mean look at this! Avatar Kyoshi Earthbends a freaking continent in HALF!

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In conclusion, fear all benders. 

teamfreesnuggles:

(Source: oldblueeyes)

i-want-to-see-those-lanterns:

andrew-jason:

andrew-jason:

everyone who reblogs this (and follows) will get a Disney joke in their ask box.

(kinda helps if you have your ask box open….) but other than that, yes everyone :p

OMG YOU ACTUALLY DID IT AND I WAS SO CONFUSED BECAUSE NO ONE EVER ACTUALLY DOES THESE THINGS NO ONE FOLLOWS THROUGH YOU SIR ARE AWESOME

disneythis-disneythat:

Gravity Falls sugar cookies that I had made and delivered (by Cookie Love) for my boyfriend’s birthday! I can’t get over how perfect they turned out! I really am so happy over these, and Andrew was so surprised! We are going to feel bad eating these works of art.

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

these fuck me up man

(Source: sickassbonedragon)

"Your Ex-Lover is Dead" - Stars

Set Yourself on Fire

(4 plays)

There’s one thing I want to say
So I’ll be brave

You were what I wanted
I gave what I gave
I’m not sorry I met you