when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
If you wear any of these, I will do whatever you want. Or let you do whatever you want to me.
Summer Treat - Cookie Dough Popsicles: recipe here
[note: Made these in my Zoku and they turned out perfectly]
Never go full Gaston.
WHEN DID THIS GET 2000 NOTES
when you went Full Gaston
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”
"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."
(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.
I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!
this is my new favourite post ever on anything
Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air
Rei performs his breaststroke in competition for the first time.